Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Cool Points

Here are just a few of the many ways you earn cool points with me. I reserve the right to add (or subtract) cool points at any given time for any given reason. :-)

Group hugs: 240 points
Preferring the theater over the movies: 100 points
Writing just for fun: 200 points
Knowing who Diamond of Long Cleave is: 68 points
Keeping a journal: 300 points
Criticizing Orlando Bloom: 575 points
Owning converse: 100 points
Dancing/singing/going crazy when nobody's looking: 400 points (add 50 if you do this in public)
Cracking your knuckles within 3,000 feet of me: -50 points
Truly, honestly loving Camp Hope more than Christmas: 300 points
Liking country music: 20 points
Yours, Mine and Ours is among your top 10 favorite movies: 401 points
Sarcasm: 10 points per instance
Owning at least 15 Beatles songs: 100 points
Willingly ridding a carousel: 299 points
Making completely random statements at random times: 300 points
Naming inanimate objects: 500 points
Making up music videos in your head: 190 points
Girls: Hating pink: -50 points, Guys: Wearing pink: -50 points
Quoting Emperors New Grove: 233 points
Using the directions only as a last resort: 200 points
Contagious laughter: Priceless.

There are few things cool points can't buy. For everything else, there's chocolate.

8 comments:

Sam said...

rotfl. wow, you have a lot more points for each thing than me. guess you must know cooler people.

ratchet up like a bajillion points for me. only ones that don't apply are 4, 5, 11, 12, and 19.

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Sam said...

this would be a good example of some quality orlando bloom points. in case any of you out there needed tips.

emily said...

What would?

emily said...

Oh, I see. LOL... rack up the points. Hey, my two favorite Boyds in the whole wide world, should we introduce cool points to MySpace? I think it would catch on.

quenta tindomerel said...

almost everything except for hating pick and yours mine and ours.

and you make up music videos too? I thought it was only me!!!!

:P

oh Sam, I saw a hilarious pouting Legolas icon on LJ, and I meant to steal it for you but I forgot. it's even worse then that one. I swear.

I shall have to make my cool points list soon.
and yes introduce it to myspace. funness.

Dorothy said...

Yeah, I'll have to make a list too. When I get time :)
Sam, Anna must be so ashamed if you don't know who Diamond of Longcleave is!

Dorothy said...

I like that last part Em!