1. There is a little elf somewhere who sits at a computer scanning all outgoing MySpace messages. If they are important or if they took a particularly long time to compose, he deletes them for you.
2. Once you turn 85, you are suddenly endowed with the magical powers needed to cast on in knitting without messing up. Otherwise, it is humanly impossible.
3. Your brother always gets on the team with 3 foot, 50 pound kids, while the other team is invariably composed of giants. Some have suggested that The Other Team is really just a magitians trick, and as soon as Your Brother's Team leaves, they vainish in the wind.
4. "Tomorrow" always has more time than today.
5. Chocolate Chips are capable of self-combustion, but this only takes place seconds before you think about baking something. Otherwise, they are always in the pantry.
6. Toothbrushes are capable of casting spells on you, the kind that make you forget what you were going to do every time you go to pack it. No one in history has yet succesfully brought a toothbrush to a sleepover.
7. All flying possums eventualy hit trees.
8. Adults have supernatural powers. Notice- even in a class of sixteen, they somehow manage to devide the whole group into just two teams without even one of the players having a single friend on their team.
9. Latin is an enchanted language, capable of putting even Issacc to sleep.
10. Time acutally goes slower during co-op announcements.
11. At any point in time, either all of your friends are online, or none of them are.
12. It is physicaly impossible to trip, fall, drop objects, or lock yourself in the bathroom if someone you look up to isn't around.
13. That person will be the only one to notice when you do trip or lock yourself in the bathroom.
14. Every night, all the socks go dancing in the land of Twinkle Toes, and half of them get lost on the way back. Those who do make it back into your drawer had to fight off the Lockness Sock Monster on the way, and were left with gapping battle scars.
15. Due to a highly complex dna trade off, no matter what your favorite color is, your mother will hate it and forbid you to paint your room in it.
16. A brother in motion will remain in motion unless acted upon by some force
Thursday, February 01, 2007
The 16 Undiscovered Scientific Laws
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I loooove those Em! those are hilarious!
rotflrotflrotfl. genius. i'mma make my own list sometime...and i have to make the rules of sam too.
when i was hanging out with the calvins and calling my mom to see if i could spend the night, the conversation went like this.
me: hey, it's sam
mom: oh, hi
me: the calvins invited me over to spend the night. can i?
mom: you don't have your toothbrush
me: what?
mom: you don't have your toothbrush with you.
me: um, if i get one, can i go?
mom: sure.
me: uh, ok, i will
mom: ok
mom: bye
rotfl.
*dies of laughter*
We have that EXACT SAME CONVERSATION, word for word, every time I want to go ANYWHERE. Who knew that brushing your teeth could be SO important?
You know, in the future, we should all carry toothbrushes around everywhere we go. Just in case. We could even make it a fashion statement, to have a toothbrush sticking out of your pocket.
It would be pretty easy to carry a colapsible toothbrush anyway.
I always have my mini toothbrush thingy with me 'cause I get food in my braces and that's...gross.
that's so funny! and don't worry Em, we have toothbrushes here if you forget one ;)
it's the evil mom toothbrush plot!
*pulls out collapsable toothbrush*
ah ha you cannot defeat me!
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